Sajo suko-suko ni...nukilan abam caq

~AL-Kisah Nelayan Lautdalam(dikwam) dan Abe Eija(abe mat)


CBK ( Caq Bul Kem )prodakseng


~Disuatu petam menjelam gorib.... tiko ore pakak duk dumoh blako....

Abe mat : Yolo ko jatuh sinim dikwam...? (beley2 kais ruput)...
Dikwam : Hommm... kito duk braso jatuh sinim dos.... (beley2 garu palo)
Abe mat : Dop beli nasik mano la kito male ni dikwam wes... lapa trek nis....
Dikwam : Soba be mat.... ado jatuh kok2 ni jah nimm... be mat hadop pintis doh ko..?
Abe mat : Hadop doss.. tu pung pinje nge ucop marim... kakah ucop pung kupit... nok pinje 5 yal... nyo wi spuluh yal... huhhh! (bomkok2 kais ruput)
Dikwam : Olos... kupit nyohh... 
Abe mat : Dikwam tau mano pintis tu jatuh sinim...?
Dikwam : Pagi takdih ambo lalu kok nim... napok be ase duk nyemggem sinim... ambo simggoh bual nge dio... ralit laa bual nge be ase.. kaba2 tari diri atah palo...
Abe mat : Hehh..?? abe ase...?? lepah dikwam jupo be ase, dikwam gi mano..?
Dikwam : Pah tu.. ambo gi bidah burum blake umoh be caq... 
Abe mat : Gi bidah nge be ase..?
Dikwam : Dop.. ambo gi soram jah.... rama laaa burum blake umoh be caq be mat wesss.... terbe po katu... sekor habuk dop keno...
Abe mat : Dos dikwam dop prasam ko pintis tu jatuh...?
Dikwam : Meta2....(beley2 garu perut).... 
Abe mat : Aiiiii braso kenalim wehhh... dikwam prasam dop pintis tu jatuh manoo??
Dikwam : Meta2.... hohhhhh ingat dos! ingat dosss!!! 
Abe mat : Hohh? jatuh mano..? mano..?
Dikwam : Ginim... tiko ambo nok gi bidah burum.. ambo wi be ase pegey pintis tu... hoooo...ingat dos laa... duk nge be ase.... 
Abe mat : Yakkkkkkk! bakpo bui ko be ase nyoh?? ( koho timggi be mat akat cawat )
Dikwam : Dos be ase mitok...ambo uyap dos dio tu pintis be mat...dio kato kalu dikwam pegey, nati jatuh ale rok gakk.. haaa... sajo laaa.... mujur ado be ase...
Abe mat : Chaitttttttttttttttttt!!! tu buke jatuh dikwam wehhhhh!!! tu buiiiiiiiiiii!!!! Olohhhhhh!! (be mat naik angin dohh)
Dikwam : Bui nge jatuh tu tidop srupo jah kem...? kem..? (dikwam garu palo)
Abe mat : Chaitttttttttttttt!!! sapo uyap srupooooo!!! warghhhhhh!!!!
Dikwam : Be ase uyap... yo kato.. kalu be mat tanyo, kato jatuh... jatuh tu srupo bui lah.... ko be ase blawop..? be ase blawop ko be mat blawop es..? es..?
Abe mat : Chaittttttttttttttttttt!!! hohhhh! blawop! hohh! blawopp!!! (dushh! dushh! be mat ngudo dikwam)
Dikwam : Huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! jange be mattttt!! sakik be mattttt!! huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! tulummmmmmmmmmm!! tulummmmmmm!! huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! mekkkkkk!! mekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!! huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

~Maka bergulim batim lah dikwam keno ngudo.. keno piat ko be mat... be mat po keno rasuk ko atu.. cabuk pemgga cawat2...dop kaba apo doh...~

P/s: Jange kecim pintis oram...hutang wajib dibayar... ;) wink wink.. =)) =))